Watch me, Mommy! Look here, Mommy!
Watch me do this! Look at me!
Wanna know what? I am hungry!
Mommy! Now I hafta pee!
Mommy, guess what? Now I’m thirsty!
Can I pour the milk, can I?
Uh-oh, Mommy, now I spilled it!
Don’t worry, Mommy, it will dry!
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy,
mommy, mommy, mommy;
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy? Mommy?
MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!
(Repeat 42 times.)
Mommy, I can do a cartwheel!
Mommy, watch me, one more time!
Mommy, what’s that stuff you’re typing?
When’s it my turn? Can I try?
CHORUS (Repeat until you can reach cooking sherry on top shelf and pour a glass.)
Mooooommmmmmmyyyyy! There’s a bug on the table!
Mooooommmmmmmyyyyy? How old is God?
Mooooommmmmmmyyyyy! You pretend you‘re the evil fairy queen -
who tries to capture all the mermaid princesses and I’m the mermaid princess and you chase me around and try to capture me but you can‘t swim and I swim too fast and you can‘t catch me but you keep trying! You keep trying! YOU KEEP TRYING!
Mommy, I can count to thirty!
Mommy, I can write my name!
Mommy, look! I caught the kitty!
Mommy! Kitty bit my leg!
Mommy, Mommy, let me hug you!
Mommy, you smell like a pear!
Mommy, Mommy, I sure love you.
Ouch, my undies are up my butt!
CHORUS (Repeat until bedtime.)
Kiss child goodnight.