I've been extremely busy waddling around the house and bumping into things with my splaying knees. I know that this sounds like something I could accomplish in just a few minutes each day, but really, it takes hours of preparation and calculated splaying at just the right angle for maximum impact. I've even consulted some old calculus and physics textbooks.
While I'm fixin' up a few paragraphs, I'd like to direct your attention to my sister's blog and her latest post in which she recounts a journey of a 1,000 miles (give or take) to pick-up a 100 foot windmill...errrr...turbine that she won on eBay.
Girl is gone wild.
Go check her out.
I'll be up and running...stumbling...in a day or so.