Okay. When I'm out and about with all three kids, lately, what people ask...
Sorry...just a second....
I said NO!
No, not with a knife!
Hold on...be right back.
A lot of people are wondering what it's...like...what it...oh for cripe's sake...hold on again.
Just give her the scissors!
I said just give them to her!
No! No, don't even try that on me, I heard you threatening to chop her hair off!
I'm going to count to three, and if...
All right, I'm coming down there! And I'm bringing the broom and the big whip!
What's it like with three kids, one of whom is just learning to crawl and who has mastered the pincer grip.
Damn. The baby's awake.
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(sound of pitter patter down hallway followed by larger footsteps)
(sound of screaming)
That's it! Everyone in their room for the rest of the week!
Get a towel and clean it up first!
I don't care if it smells like old milk, clean it up!
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