2. Take a shower. Swimming in the community pool doesn't count.
3. Do something with the two, enormous yellow squash someone "gifted" me.
4. Contemplate cicada sex. Those guys are loud!
5. Yell at kids because I can't find library books.
6. Look up "Practical Jokes Huge Yellow Squash" on Google
7. Put in a back patio by hand with my husband as expensive date/cheap couples therapy.
8. Tell someone I love them and appreciate them.
9. "I love and appreciate you."
10. Carve yellow squash into shape of Frodo and Samwise having mad cicada sex and send them to you in the mail. You're welcome!
11. Do you have my library books?
Until I have a chance to write a proper blog post, here's an outtake from the Black Hockey Sessions. This was after just one bottle of Southern Comfort. See how bloated one bottle makes your face look? Don't drink, kids.