What Were You Doing in the Early 90s?

I was doing this.



Waaaaaaaaay before YouTube was a little special something called "cable access".

I'm not saying anything else. I can't decide whether I'm embarrassed or dumbfounded or just in awe over my make-up and lack of eyebrow definition. And the acting is something mighty to behold.

Anyway, just a little something to tide you over whilst I churn out some magic with my keyboard. We're back after a busy weekend and oh, the stories I do have to tell!

26 comments:

Middle Aged Woman said...

Are you having a contest? Can I win a chicken? I'm gonna go write my entry right now!

Fairly Odd Mother said...

That guy clearly had not heard about salmonella.

I think the creators of The Office must've seen this and gotten the spark for their series. Just wait: there will be a 'chicken' episode someday.

Tiffi33 said...

so wait, you are the one w/ the sideburns??

..ROFL..JK!!

THAT is some funny stuff...lol...
gotta love cable access!!!

Aaron Winborn said...

Hilarious! That makes corporate culture actually look fun. Thanks for sharing.

Michelle said...

That was completely cheesetastic and hilarious! Thanks for sharing it. In the early 90's I was hosting a love song dedication show on the radio (think Delilah). What the hell is up with the early 90's?

Heading out to the office now where there will be neither goofy radio hosts nor chickens.

Mary-LUE said...

Wow! That was my first viewing of chicken p*rn. The way he was massaging that chicken breast... ew... and the chicken cr*tch dance? More ew.

All in all, what a riot! You were beautiful in your power suit!

cIII said...

The Stella Shorts meets The Big Chill and they make a Ween video. Awesome. Thanks for that.
I wish I could win a Chicken.....

heather said...

Oh, the salmonella!

Krista said...

I swear they must have sold only one color of lipstick in the early 90's because I wore the same blood red shade you had caked on for a spell myself.
If you feel the slightest bit embarrassed (which you shouldn't), take comfort in the fact that the Ralph character has much more to be "ashamed" of (what's up with THAT hairdo? and the licking of and crotch-griding with the chicken wins the disgusto-Emmy hands down).
I do love that he called you a bitch though!
:-)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Was that Chris Noth on the phone?

Catnip Studio said...

The only 90's lipstick worse than yours was mine - the dried-blood-brown matte version. I'm so ashamed.

Variations On A Theme said...

You are so brave to post that. Hats off to you. And other clothing articles, too.

Mama Dawg said...

Can I win a chicken?

PSoTD said...

Oh, I foresee a neighborhood scandal!

Avitable said...

When you said, "I love you, Ralph," I believed every word.

apathy lounge said...

That man and his chicken need to get a room. Your eyebrows looked okay to me.

Black Hockey Jesus said...

That was awesome. When did the early 90s get so classic looking?

Blog Antagonist said...

I thought it was funny and you looked cute.

Heinous said...

That was Emmy material. I miss the bygone days of cable access. Well, a little at least.

Anissa Mayhew said...

And whyyyy are you not still acting? THAT looks like fun.

SJ said...

In the early 90s, I thought I knew you…apparently not.

Actually, very entertaining on a psychotropic level. Must watch again.

Did you all eat the chicken during the cast party?

SJ said...

By the way, do I spy Actress Halushki breaking up all Harvey Korman style towards the end there?

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

In the 90s? Wearing bigger earrings and smaller jeans.

;-)

Jozet at Halushki said...

SJ,

Yes, there is only so much chicken fookin' I can take before I crack up.


All -

Glad you enjoyed that! Just don't Google too much, or your eyes may burn.

Peggy Sez.. said...

I could have used that chicken way back in the 90's...But now it's too late...Damn That Chicken!


I thought you were fab dahling.
Your eyebrows looked perfect to me.

Melanie said...

You had me at CABLE ACCESS.

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