Michael Feldman: What about the widely held misconception that crafting is what people who can't have sex do?
Amy Sedaris: Well ugly people craft. Attractive people are too busy having sex. It's just a known fact. I mean, that's the truth.
Michael Fledman: Yeah, okay.
Amy Sedaris: I mean, that's why so many ugly people are STD free. (Audience laughter) You know, they're running around all healthy.
Michael Feldman: There's a chapter on Sex and Crafting.
Amy Sedaris: Yes, the Making Love crafts. How to lure someone into your bedroom...
Michael Feldmans: So that's what it is. It's Making Love as a craft.
Amy Sedaris: Yeah, yeah...well no. There are some ideas on how to beautify the pleasure patch. (Audience laughter, Mother stifling a giggle.) You know, how to cut and trim.
Michael Feldman: Okay, we'll skip over that. (Audience laughter, Mother snorting.)
Mother, looking anxiously in rear view mirror: Do you know...uhm...do you...errrr...get why the audience is... laughing?
Preteen, glaring from back seat: Yeah. I got it, Mom.
Mother: You do?! You understood....
Preteen: Mom. I understand everything they are talking about.
Mother: Okay then.
Preteen: Yes, Mom. EVERYthing.
Mother: Did you get the jokes?
Preteen: I got them.
Preteen: They were inappropriate.
Mother: Hmmm.. Well...on the other hand, maybe a person just has to have a certain sense of humor and be a little out-of-the-box to think those jokes are funny. Or maybe just an ironic, possibly absurdist...
Preteen: Maybe a person just has to be weird.
Mother: Well...that too.