Anyway, I'm going to be writing at Insert Eyeroll
Right now, my editor is patiently whipping me into shape.
I know, I know...I'm pretty excellent already.
But believe me, it's takes quite a bit more to get my writing to heel, trot, and jump through hoops. It can't all be a patchwork quilt of word association. Some readers need structure. I'd like to bring my distinct humor stylings to a whole new audience.
Architects. And Engineers. And Germans, and what not.
People who like clean lines, shorter sentences, and trains running on time.
I can and will do this.
Then I'll head back here and make this look even more excellent.
And read me (eventually) and my co-writers at Insert Eyeroll.
That is all.
Please return to your work stations.