Because I HAVE been writing. Just not here.
It counts. I say so.
Here's my list of posts at Insert Eyeroll:
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Just in case it's not clear, this is a satire site.
Which means I get to make up stories that are close to the truth - but not really the truth - in an attempt to point out deeper truths.
I just want to make that clear.
Because a few people thought the story about homeless people in Harrisburg was true.
If it were true, then Harrisburg would really suck.
But it's not true. And so, Harrisburg is awesome.
That's basic Logic 101.
Which I happened to get a C- in at college.
I did, however, get an A+ in English and a special dispensation to use double prepositions. In at.
I'll tell you later why I was so very busy. But right now, it's important to just know that I was
1) Out of town
2) doing Very Important blogger stuff
3) and talking to other bloggers who did a very good job humoring me and my ramblings about things like rabies vaccines, ice skating, hookers, potato chips, and living next door to a South Philly mobster.
All true. No satire.
There's nothing funny at all about potato chips.