ANOTHER Busy Day! Can you believes it? Luckily....

I can punt.

Because I HAVE been writing. Just not here.

It counts. I say so.

Here's my list of posts at Insert Eyeroll:


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Just in case it's not clear, this is a satire site.

Which means I get to make up stories that are close to the truth - but not really the truth - in an attempt to point out deeper truths.

I just want to make that clear.

Because a few people thought the story about homeless people in Harrisburg was true.

If it were true, then Harrisburg would really suck.

But it's not true. And so, Harrisburg is awesome.

That's basic Logic 101.

Which I happened to get a C- in at college.

I did, however, get an A+ in English and a special dispensation to use double prepositions. In at.

I'll tell you later why I was so very busy. But right now, it's important to just know that I was

1) Out of town

2) doing Very Important blogger stuff

3) and talking to other bloggers who did a very good job humoring me and my ramblings about things like rabies vaccines, ice skating, hookers, potato chips, and living next door to a South Philly mobster.

All true. No satire.

There's nothing funny at all about potato chips.


It's Not Like a Cat said...

Cagey much? What's all this bloggery stuff you are doing out of town all fancy? And isn't your hair always country-western? said...

I'm all cagey and fancy and shit.

I'll write about it later. Right now, I have to get to bed so I can make it to my appointment at the Y tomorrow to learn how to use the equipment without causing a laugh riot and leaving in shame to go buy cartons of ice cream and drown my sorrow in dairy fat.

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