10-year-old child: What?
Mother: I just slipped on the kitchen floor!
Mother: That was scary!
Mother: I almost fell!
Mother: I, like, literally saw my entire life flash before my eyes!
10yo: Oh yeah. And what was that like? Your entire life?
Mother: Mostly me being really cool.
Mother: You know...except for just now when I slipped on the kitchen floor.
Mother: But mostly, I was awesome.
10yo: I have to go sort my laundry now.
Mother: Someday, you'll appreciate how awesome it was just to witness my awesomeness on an every day basis.