Child: Good job, Mom!
Mother: Yeah, and a newspaper called me and asked me my opinions about parenting!
Child: A real newspaper?
Mother: Well...yes...a real newspaper.
Child: Huh! That's cool. Good for you, Mom.
Mother: I'm kinda excited!
Child: So, are you famous now?
Mother: Well...no. Not really.
Child: Are you going to be rich?
Mother: Uhm...not exactly.
Child: Well, I'm proud of you. I know you like to write.
Child: Maybe you can write a book or something.
Mother: I think I could! It would be a lot of work.
Child: You're always telling us to work hard.
Mother: That's true.
Child: Are you writing right now?
Mother: No, not right now.
Child: Could you make me a sandwich?