Boys = Weirdos

Driving in car, Mother and Daughter in front seat. 5yo Brother in back seat.

Mother: So, what's new at school? Any problems? Anything new? Any crushes on boys?

Daughter: No. No. And no, boys are weirdos.

5yo Brother: HEY! That makes me sad! Boys aren't weirdos!

Mother (to 5yo): You're right. Boys aren't weirdos. That wasn't nice of her to say that.

5yo Brother: (getting weepy) I'm feeling very sad right now.

Mother (to Daughter): Apologize to your brother. Tell him you don't think he's a weirdo.

5yo Brother: (singing) OOOOH, MY PEEEE-PEEEE! MY PEEEEEE-PEEEEEE! OH, MY PEEEE-PEEEEEE!

Mother:

Daughter: Really? Tell him I don't think he's a weirdo?

5yo Brother: (singing) BAD, BAD, PENGUIN! YOU'RE A BAD, BAD, PENGUIN! AND A BAD, BAD PENGUIN!

Mother (to 5yo): You're not helping your case right now.

5yo Brother: I tooted. It felt like a monster truck engine.



4 comments:

Deb said...

Yes.

Yes yes yes yes.

RuthWells said...

Oh, how I miss having a five-year-old boy in the house! Priceless.

Sara Perkin said...

i remember my nephew , larry, he is so cute... but for me boy are not weirdo , they are just unique :-)

josetteplank.com said...

I agree, Sara. I don't think boys are weird. Then again, I was never a 13yo dealing with a younger brother. ;-)

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