Kid: It probably wasn't free range. That's cruel.
Kid: It's bad for the environment.
Mother: The FDA says it's okay for that chocolate you're eating to have rat poop in it.
Kid: Ew. Really?
Mother: Your MP3 player was most likely built with components mined by slave labor.
Mother: This car ride to your sports practice is killing three polar bears.
Kid: Alright. I got it.
Mother: One was just a little furry guy. With dewy eyes. His name was Dewey.
Kid: You can stop now. I got your point.
Mother: I'm going to finish my sandwich now, shall I?
|I poop in your peanut butter, too.|
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